I didn’t get this I’m heartbroken.
i actually sent it to guki in reply to something, but i saved it because i laughed really hard when i made it so i could upload to tumblr.
why do people still have me on snapchat
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
How much punk can a punkrock rock if a punk rock could rock punk