also HNGH YES THICK LEVI ALL DAY ERRYDAY dear god i have such a fixation i think i have a problem

foxicology:

saME YOU’RE NOT ALONE MY FRIEND

 

WELP TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC

deerstalkerpictures:

"You want a motherf*cking Pokemon battle?!"

From our new video “We Need to Beat Misty.”

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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YOU TAGGED THE WRONG BLOG RARA LOL

ophiuca gj gj www

Characters that share the same personality type as you.

If you don’t know your personality type, take this test

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

i’m ISTP, which is mostly crafters apparently. shocking, i’m no good with structures or anything 3D t b q h.

i don’t know about how relevant but hey have a list

originally there was commentary but it fucks up the list so i took it out hah whatever

it’s nearly half past four in the morning so i cbf tagging so whoever wants to do it is free to say i tagged them. lol

7 hours ago · 2 notes · reblog

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

I’ll Make It Up To You : Chapter 7

TITLE: I’ll Make It Up To You
[Chapter 123456, 7]
Part of the our regrets and our atonement series.
FANDOM: 進撃の巨人 [Attack on Titan]
RATING: Gen
SUMMARY:
I’ll find you again one day, Captain.
I’m so sorry for everything.

CHAPTER SUMMARYHe had worried himself up and down that he’d been too creepy or pushy the day before, despite barely talking to the shorter man at all. Their short exchange only barely counted as a conversation, if Eren was being honest with himself.

[READ CHAPTER SEVEN ON AO3]

Yess that’s it tell me more tell me more 8)

I’M GOING TO PEE ON YOU

stole the tag off momoicchi27 because i’m putting off doing my essay my groupmates have shiiiiit english and i’m doing all the proofreading rn

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theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

surfacage:

anon requested mikasa or levi in a suit. naturally i couldnt stop so uh the mafia AU where the ackerman family is trying to capture police officer eren because he apparently regenerates or something. mikasa, having just been inducted into the family, desperately tries to keep her childhood friend safe by being a double agent.

levi still has religious experiences in the cleaning aisle at walmart.

armin still despairs over how he could be just looking over interesting case records but nooo eren has to go out and about and he can’t really resist eren’s pleading face :(

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this


Tags: #HAH
15 hours ago · 519,930 notes · jettplain (the source) · reblog

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it


Tags: #cats
SJ.